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Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

by Lance Carbuncle
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Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his masters house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunke